Fun WITH The City

What happens when you’ve got a completely dry subject and you just can’t figure out a way to have fun with it? You have to think bigger. To find the funny when I’m speaking, I start with the group; if there’s not much there, I look at the room, then move out to the hotel and then move out farther and look at the city. If you’re writing an article/document, you can still have fun

Hollywood Bowl

I saw Donna Summer @ the bowl - she's from Boston!

with the city you’re in or the city that your audience is in. Here’s a couple things to pay attention to:

What is the city’s reputation. I do a lot of shows in Las Vegas, and I can always have fun with a group meeting there. One of the first jokes I wrote for a group was for mushroom growers in Vegas. I was told that one of the big mushroom farms had gone out of business because they overextended by buying too many mushroom farms  – which was great because it was more money for the other growers. I made an analogy by saying “I was talking to a blackjack dealer last night, and he said the only way you could lose money faster than gambling is to buy a bunch of mushroom farms.” Great laughs and great instant connection. I can also start with a fun survey (see previous posts for surveys) by asking how many people have run out of money and are now enjoying the free cable TV. . .or something to that effect. So make your list of what the city is known for – you don’t have to do a lot of research, just look up Wikipedia or just think about it – their reputation should be something obvious that just about EVERYONE connects with the city. Remember Wisconsin has cheese, Seattle has rain, and Kansas is flat!

What’s the weather.  You can also have fun with the city’s weather. Many towns in the Midwest are ALWAYS cold. . .open with your own analogy – I’ve started out with “it’s nice to be here in North Dakota’s “summer” or as we call it in Los Angeles – winter.” You can also make an analogy between the weather and something going on at the company.  I was told once that a group in Iowa was not getting raises that year and that I could have some tasteful fun with that, so I said “Boy, you all have had a mild winter. In fact I understand the only thing frozen around here are salaries.” The weather is very relatable and many times you can use the joke over when you’re in another similar weather city.

What are the politics. Ok, you really don’t want to be pro or con a certain political group (unless you’re known for it), BUT if something weird political has happened, you can joke around without getting yourself in trouble. I did a show in Tallahassee, Florida in which they had just spent about a million dollars to build a bridge for ducks to safely cross the highway. Ok that’s funny and just about everyone has to be on your side when you joke about it.

Famous residents. EVERY city has someone famous who came from there or else some famous person did something there. Find out who the famous son or daughter is, and you can go to town with it. One small town’s website boasted that George Washington slept there on the way to crossing the Delaware. I had fun by pointing out that he took one look around the town and DIDN’T STAY.

There are other ways to have fun with the city if you do more research and find out why they were formed or when they were formed or who formed them. I’ve had fun with some towns that are cold-weather towns and they were originally started by settlers from another country who have since moved on. The town’s name is Russian for “its cold, let’s go south.” So give some thought, and maybe a quick Google search, to where you’re at in relation to the speech or written document, and you can find some quick humor for instant laughs!

Jan

4 Ways to Use Self-Deprecating Humor

Opening for Julio Iglesias this weekend @ the Grove in Anaheim

Self-deprecating humor is one of the quickest ways to get the audience on your side. As I’ve said, a lot of comedy is about people feeling superior to the comic, so if people think you have a flaw then they’ll either feel superior OR be able to relate to you even more because they see some of themself in you. Here’s a couple ways to come up with the funny on you.

  • Address what they see first. If you’re really tall, have a big belly or a wacky hairdo, make mention of it. Not only will it endear you to them, but it will also let the audience know that you KNOW you’re really tall. Otherwise they’ll spend the entire evening, if it’s a live event, staring at you wondering if you know just how tall you are.
  • Have fun with what they don’t realize is a flaw. I have to tell people I have big feet (size 12 AAA) because (thankfully) they don’t look big. But after that, I can joke about it and use it throughout my act. So is there something real, or even made up, that you can talk about. Yes, you can make something up. . .  if you’re trying to connect and be funny, there’s no rule that says you really have to have a birthmark in the shape of New York on your belly. Just saying so makes it real!
  • Put yourself at a disadvantage personally. Comics have been doing this for centuries by having fun with things like dating (“I just broke up with my boy/girlfriend”), finances (“I’m so broke”), or bad luck (“something happened to me on the way to the event”). Is there a personal event, again real or made up, that you can bring up to connect with your audience or readers. We’ve all experienced one or all of the aforementioned situations, so we appreciate being a part of the “club.”
  • Connect by telling them how some news item is negatively affecting you. Did a new city tax affect you badly? How about those new seatbelt laws? And health care reform! You can go on and on being self-deprecating about things that are happening in the news. And the cool thing about that is that it’s timely and makes your humor look really, really fresh.

A couple words of caution when using self-deprecating humor. . .don’t do it when you’re already at a disadvantage. In my post on how to follow another speaker (4/19/09), I mentioned that if the speaker ahead of you is really, really well-liked, then don’t do self-deprecating humor. The same goes if you’re delivering bad news, or you have to speak (or write a memo) during a situation in which the group already isn’t happy/interested in what you have to say. Oh, and by the way, I did open for Julio Iglesias over the weekend at City National Gove of Anaheim in Anaheim, CA. And this is the reason I did not open with self-deprecating humor. . .they were there to see Julio, not me. . so I was already at a disadvantage!

Jan

FUN WITH FOOD

Fun with Food

So a lot of speeches take place at banquets, luncheons, and breakfasts. . .which means you have tons of opportunity to do some quick humor by having fun with the food. Now this doesn’t mean you should be super mean about it – you don’t want to insult the chef who has worked hard for the meal. But you can joke around a bit. Especially since so many dishes at these events are elaborate – they don’t look like anything we make at home, which means you’re not the only diner wondering what the heck it is!!!

Here’s a couple ways. . .

Tie it in to the evening’s event. I spoke at a banquet at the Flamingo hotel in Las Vegas, and they ran out of entrees and had to cook up some more, which made some meals late. I thought about them making the extra food quick AND about the venue we were in to make the connection. My joke went something to the effect that those new “chicken dishes don’t look like chicken, and I noticed that the hotel was missing some FLAMINGOS.” That got a nice laugh and smoothed over the fact that several tables got served late.

Name it. Some of these concoctions, while beautiful, are not recognizable, so give it a name. Ask yourself, what the chef must have been thinking or doing when he made it. Could it be the “Chef Quit Special” or the “Chef School Graduation Day Desert?”

When is it being served? Again, you could name it something depending on the day of the week or the part of the evening in which it is being served. The end of the week special. . .the desert is pronounced “MTWTF (MaTWatF) Combos “for Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri Combos?

Look at the portion? I once ate a dinner in which the first course was 3 shrimps. Then the wait staff took like 30+ minutes to serve the entrée. When I got on stage, I asked how many people where happy that those shrimps weren’t the entire meal. It got a huge laugh because everyone had been thinking the same thing – that’s small, I might starve! Or again, recognize that it’s small by naming it “The Chef Must Be Dieting” special or something like that.

hese are just a couple ways that you can have fun with the food. Food is something everyone can relate to and it’s happening at the moment, so don’t miss an easy opportunity!

Jan

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